Dateline, Nashville: BeDazzled Scientists with BeeHive Hairdos Report Connection Between Food and Mood

Research on processing of dopamine and norepinephrine. How come no one Be-Dazzles their lab coats, anyway?

Husbands leading cause of death for pregnant, educated, married women sitting at home. Public health solution is NOT giving pregnant women self defense classes, but genetic tests on husbands to see if they have genes for proactive, instrumental aggression.

Proactive aggression is heritable.